Hey guys, I’m sorry I haven’t been blogging much the past month and a half, but I’ve sort of gotten out of a tumblring mood, and I’ve had so much to do lately that I’ve remembered what it’s like to actually live life, so I think I’m going to take a break for a little while. I love you all and thank you for your patience! If you want to talk to me, send me an ask and I’ll give you my number! I’ll be back soon!

The Mirror (via @David_Tennant)
Ignoring the bad paparazzi photos because he’s WEARING THE BROWN SUIT! :P
the moment you watch the gag reel is the moment you sell your soul to the cast and show
i would rather stare at the wall for 5 hours instead of going to school
that’s what I do at school
i love that world war 2 is called world war 2
it sounds like the sequel to an action movie
“WORLD WAR 2….
GERMANY’S BACK, AND THIS TIME….
IT’S PERSONAL”
this has a great deal of accuracy though
about a week ago i found this in a goodwill, one of those “grow in water” toys but
there’s no pictures of what might be inside besides the awful baby clipart, and i am insanely curious about whats actually in the egg
15 hour adventure starting now
9 hours in and there is a crack on the egg, i repeat, crack on the egg
what if it’s really not a baby and it’s a turd
WELL WE GON FIND OUT
hour 23 WHAT THE FUFCK IS THAT
THE EGG CONTAINED SOME KIND OF ELDRITCH MONSTROSITY THAT IS NOT A BABY ABORT MISSION ABORT ABORT
I JUST WENT AHEAD AND TOOK IT APART
OH
HOLY PISSING HELL
MY CHILD
“recite the alphabet backwards” is one of the dumbest drunk-tests ive ever heard because im 100% sober right now and i couldnt do it after 3 minutes of stuttering and fucking up
i think that’s the whole point. if you’re sober you’d be like fuck no i can’t do that and you know it. and if you are drunk you attempt it with gusto.
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
uh yeah i’m a pretty big history buff *picks up rock* this has probably been here for a long time. *touches ground* old people once stood on this ground. maybe even dinosaurs

“They leave. Because they should or because they find someone else. And some of them, some of them… forget me.
I suppose in the end, they break my heart.”
I forgot the word for ‘license plate’ so instead I said “Car URL”