Tumblr Parody of When Will My Life Begin!
Special thanks to ashestoashesjc, who gave me the idea and wrote most of the first verse!
7 am, the usual morning line up
Log onto tumblr and scroll through the dash all day
Post, reblog, and like
Follow back and fangirl
Scroll again and by then
I’ll post a photoset
Or maybe two or three
Add commentary here
And then change up my theme
I’ll search the Sherlock tag
Don’t bash my OTP
And wonder when did my real life end?
Then after school its fanfic and ship debating
Don’t tag your hate; just stop or I’m gonna scream
Crying and asks and texts posts and yummy baking
Then I’ll reblog, like your sketch, Loki’s perf, TARDIS DRESS!
And I’ll reblog that post
If I have time to spare
I’ll draw some more fanart
My pencil’s here somewhere
And then I’ll gag over
The hipster posts of hair
Stuck in school with all of these peasants
And I’ll keep wonderin’
When did my real life end?
The spoilers will appear
Just like they do
For each series premiere.
But I can’t watch
Don’t have BBC
Maybe if I’m lucky
I can find a decent stream….
UPDATE: Okay, so this has gotten like 500 notes, which is mind-blowing and wonderful and also very embarrassing, so thank you all! I love you!
For those of you asking for a download, here is the one I uploaded on my YouTube channel, so you can rip the audio from that! You totally have my permission!
If you want to subscribe while you’re there, I won’t complain!!! ;D